Wedding Party
Get to know the ladies & gents who will be standing by our sides
The Bride's Sass Queens
Susana Kennedy
The oldest of the Kennedy sisters, despite her massive smile, is the smallest of the three. She can be found chatting up a storm, or making new connections. No, she's not using sign language, that's just how she talks. If in doubt, feed her champagne.
Kristen Kennedy
Sister of the Bride, at the wedding she is just as likely to be found at the centre of the dance floor, or reading a book under a table. If anyone is keen on a sunrise mission, speak to her. Will accept all eating competitions (and probably win).
Marisa Naude - Maid of Honour
The one that looks like a really long bean. Can be found on the side of the dance floor pleading with anyone she can find to Sokkie with her. Marisa & Sabrina first bonded over their love for margarita pizzas with olives. Marisa's partner in crime, Paul, is a groomsman. He will not be found Sokkieing.
Lucy Gemmell
Been alongside the Bride since 1993. Better known as the Ivory to the Brides Ebony (it will be obvious when you see her). Spends most of her life laughing obnoxiously loudly, and will most probably be found in the middle of the dance floor all night, if you'd like to come introduce yourself.
Anju Strydom
Anju is the only person that the Bride willingly shares a birthday with. If your table's champagne mysteriously disappears, it's most likely in her glass or belly. Be weary not to fall victim to her party tricks. Need someone to do tequila shots with you? This is your girl.
Jessica du Preez
Jess will fall asleep after three glasses of wine, but if you catch her before that, you can identify her by her American twang, or as the person at the front of the crowd trying to teach everyone a dance routine.
Melanie Van Zyl
Known to take mud baths with the Bride in the early 2000s, makes a mean G&T & shares Sabrina's passion for cute creatures & awkward jokes. She also may or may not be the reason for the Bride's enthusiasm for beer.
Merida Kritzinger
First bonded with the Bride over their mutual love for fashion, furry friends & singing karaoke. Sabrina tried to raise her as her mini me, but says Merida has subsequently overtaken her in coolness.
Sorrel Moffat
Often mistaken as the energiser bunny, Sorrel is a slightly taller but less sassy version of the Bride. The bride is almost as excited to be gaining another sister as she is about gaining a husband on her big day! Sorrel's party trick is to avoid drinking alcohol by stealthily refilling everyone else's glasses but her own - don't let her get away with it!
California Anthony Moffat
Born in Benoni, Kayla had a rough start. Moved to the suburbs & is now addicted to dresses & nail polish, & goes by the name California. Her good looks make up for her lack of academic stature & the fact that she snorts constantly.
The Groom's Mates
David Moffat
The Groom's older brother, he enjoys creme soda, ball shaped objects & all things sports. Basically he's a labrador, if a labrador could have a bad temperament.
Kevin Gunn
Farmer from Zimbabwe, who knows nothing about farming. Enjoys singing the classics at karaoke. He says the only reason he's been asked to be best man is because he's shorter & uglier than the Groom. Currently still wanted by the Police in Botswana.
Alex Tapsall
Alex is one of the Groom's best mates from the land down under. Their love of sports, whisky & any other form of causing trouble has kept their friendship strong over the years. He's always keen for a good time, even if there aren't sheep involved. It's his first time in Africa, let's show him a lekker time.
Rowan Tooth
Fluent in English, Afrikaans & sarcasm. Favourite drink; another beer. Works in high speed aluminium tubing. Convinced his dancing abilities improve with each beer. Returning the honor of standing next to the Groom on his big day as well as the headache that followed.
Tiago Rebelo
The Bride's big brother; and the Groom's brother to be. Biggest animal lover you'll ever meet. Always keen for a chat & a beer. Can be found rescuing snakes & small creatures throughout the evening.
Cameron Pratt
Cameron likes to party. He's the Groom's oldest friend. Bonded over their love of G.I. Joe's & beer at the age of 12. Cam will most likely be the last man standing after we're all partied out.
Cameron Baxter
Wears a suit to all occasions, even if wildly inappropriate. Voted most dapper by a panel of homeless people. He's single handedly kept Hogshead afloat for the last 10 years. Immune to sobriety.
Paul Landon
Durban boy at heart, identified by his whistle. Always keen for a Bezza, wishes he had a Fezza, he's the Main Prawn who thinks this wedding is going to be Wors. We don't know what these words mean either, you'll have to ask him on the night.
Dean Reid
Dean likes long walks on the beach, wears adult diapers on occasion, and used to play pretty decent rugby back in his day, when he weighed 120kgs.
Tanner Magoobie-Tunes Kennedy-Moffat
Definitely a human in a dogs body, Tanner understands perfect English & Spanish. Runs a small gang in Lonehill (hence the Spansih). His favorite foods are broccoli & cucumber, & he can pretty much do any trick. Try him.
